Getting married? Congratulations! Soon enough you’ll experience marital bliss, just you and your spouse, together for life or, according to statistics, until divorce. Marriage is a big step and a sacred oath but as long as you’re taking it at last you might as well do it with some humor. Some people nowadays go for theme weddings ranging from Star Wars and Zombies to Musical and ‘Naturist’ ones but a theme wedding requires too much work and is kind of silly anyway. Instead why not opt for a humorous cake top? It’ll show that you have a sense of humor, without overdoing it. Here’s a list of some of the best funny cake tops ot there.
10. Crossing the Threshold
What better way to emphasize that you’re a strong woman than by depicting yourself as one? One strong enough to lift innocent little hubby and carry him across the threshold. While the whole gender reversal thing has lost its charm in this age of equal opportunities, the image of a man with a bouquet hasn’t. That nice little detail is enough to boot this funny cake top into the top 10.
9. Together In-ebriated
The top of choice for the heavy drinking couple this marzipan marvel will make everybody roll their eyes and perhaps stage an impromptu intervention. If you feel the need to put excessive alcohol consumption on top of the cake symbolizing the life that you and your spouse will have together you probably need that intervention anyway. And yet it’s funny so it landed at number 9.
8. Ouch!
Here’s a funny wedding top that tries to tell us that the bride has a raunchier side to her. If this were the 1950s we’d be positively scandalized! And yet as with the threshold couple above, the humor is lost with the age we live in. The top is saved though by the fact that it looks completely innocuous from the front. Oh I see, it’s ironic… Ok, you get in at number 8.
7. Serving Life
Oh boy, is this guy in trouble. The faintly misogynistic flavor of this cake top manages to stay funny just long enough to draw a faint smile. You just know that the bride and groom that chose this out of a catalog have a sense of humor, even if it’s a little bit twisted. In any case, there you go, at number 6 conclusive proof that marriage is a sacred bond.
6. 8-Bit Wedding
This 8-bit wedding top is puzzling. The bride and groom must really love Minecraft to feature two mock-ups of themselves as 8 bit avatars. Why not go the whole way? Why not make the cake out of little cubes and add some skeletons at the center? In any case, this puzzling but unique cake makes it to number 6.
5. Moving In
This cake top obviously belongs to two proud supporters of second amendment rights. Like in the case of the drunken cake top before this one really says something about the newlyweds. They’re dangerous. You don’t want to sneak up on them in the middle of the night and the bridesmaids better not opt for a stripper dressed as a robber. This funny cake top shoots its way to number 5.
4. Bride of the Living Dead
These two humorous Scots probably had a zombie themed wedding reception too. Which isn’t the best thing to do in Scotland. Once the whiskey starts flowing and the claymores come out, being dressed as a brains munching ghoul will not be an advantage . But then again, if you think about it, there are few places where you’d be safer at during a zombie outbreak than behind a Scotsman with a large sword. The zombie cake top shambles its way to the number four position in our countdown.
3. Communication Breakdown
Nothing spells out the relationship between man and technology nowadays better than this humble cake top. Bride and groom, together forever… on the phone. The only more accurate representation of today’s society would be if they were both tweeting or texting. Nonetheless, if the two cherish each other as much as their phones this relationship is going to last. Calling in at number three , it’s the cell phone top.
2. Operation Groomraker
This much excitement can’t be a good thing, particularly paired with a food item worth so many calories. Coming in fast at number two is a cake that is chock full of action. There are assault-rifle wielding goons, downed planes and explosions, and the bride and groom have to best it all. If they can get through this, marriage will be a cinch.
1. Game Over Man
This one sums it up better than every other top, at least from a man’s perspective. Gone are the days of beer, videogames and funions, it’s time to man up and take responsibility for you, your spouse and your future 2.5 children. This tongue in cheek funny cake top represents change, passing from extended childhood to adulthood. And like every good transformation it takes a woman’s touch, or in this case a woman’s upper body strength. Witty and quite representative of the modern man, this cake top is the funniest from out selection today.
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