We rely on Google on pretty much everything when it comes to the Internet. And it knows this and it gets better and better, just for us, through security improvements and even those amazing Google doodles that everyone loves. But do you remember LBG? Life before Google? When a question would plague us and we wouldn’t be able to answer it for days! Today, Google offers us suggestions, based on previously searched content, so all of these Google search suggestions have been typed into Google’s search bar. We’ve got 20 funny and wacky Google search suggestions, so read on and marvel at how silly some people can be!
20. Glee Facepalm
Yes, many young people today believe that the songs performed by the cast of Glee are their original creations. Pretty sad, isn’t it? Whose fault do you think that is?
19. I’ve Wondered That Myself
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? is a valid question that half a million people asked on Google. Sometimes bored people do unthinkable things, don’t they?
18. The Chinese!
I don’t know if I should feel outraged or amused by this highly racist statement. Thinking that so many people have written this into the Google bar makes me a bit sad for the human race.
17. Chuck Norris FTW
Yes, Chuck Norris can swim through land! Of course he can! Did you really have to ask Google that? Chuck Norris can do pretty much anything he puts his mind to.
16. Cupcake’s Not a Mineral?!
A question posed, most probably, by a food lover who’s been told to quit cupcakes and start eating things rich in vitamins and minerals. If only cupcakes were minerals…
15. Questions about Lady Gaga
We get the genuine interest in Lady Gaga. She’s a great performer who likes to provoke people, but what we don’t get is why so many people assume she’s a man!
14. Black Goldfish?
While there is such a thing as a black goldfish, or a black moor, there is no way that a golden goldfish can turn black… except if it is, you know… dead. A dead goldfish can turn black, but I guess it takes a while for it to do that. You’re bound to notice it is dead in the meantime, right?
13. To Be or Not to Be a Golem
Out of all Google search suggestions we’ve encountered, this one is the weirdest one. It’s sending us chills down our spines, just saying the word golem. Yes, we’re relieved to know you’re now a golem, now go away, please!
12. Google, How Do I Google?
So you want to use Google! How do you do it? Nobody can answer that question better than Google. There is a bit of Googleception here, isn’t there?
11. Smart Kids
It makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? If you eat smart kids, you raise your IQ. If you eat a bird, you will grow wings and be able to fly. If you eat a fish, you’ll be able to breathe underwater. I could go on forever…
10. Jesus and a Burrito
Can Jesus microwave a burrito? is a question many believers have asked themselves, no doubt. The answer to it is that, yes, Jesus can microwave a burrito. But why would he want to do it? That’s the most troublesome question.
9. Midgets and Darkness
I can’t even begin to say how offensive this question is! Who wrote it? Who actually thought of this question? Maybe an alien who doesn’t know how human bodies work? Maybe someone who thinks that midgets are human beings?
8. Monkeys are Good People, Indeed
Yes, they are. And why shouldn’t monkeys be good people? They carry their own weight, just like people do, so they must be food people.
7. The Eloquence
There are some feelings that simply cannot be expressed into words. It takes a true wordsmith to express some unclear and uncomfortable emotions. And it seems that 12,400 people nailed it!
6. Rhinos are Unicorns
I have never thought of it like this, but now that I’ve seen this, it’s as if a window has been opened into my soul. Yes, rhinos are fat unicorns!
5. I Accidentally…
That happens to the best of us. You just put your hands on some wood and you simply move them around for a few hours and there you are! A shelf! A situation that surely requires a HELP!
One of the most cringe-worthy Google search suggestions, this one’s wrong on so many levels. How can one accidentally sleep with their sister? You know what? I don’t want to know.
3. Can I… Can I, Now?!
Is it wrong to sleep with your step dad after your mom dies are the words that will haunt me until I take my final breath.
2. Wait… What?!
Read it again and tell me that I’m not crazy. The man is ghost, isn’t he? Awesome, then! Scotland truly is the country of all possibilities.
1. Damn Wolves!
And they should be stealing all our women, because wolves are great. Sometimes, they’re better than people, so they deserve some TLC.
Did you like our funny Google search suggestions? What is the wackiest Google search suggestion you’ve had the pleasure of encountering? Share it with us in the comment section below!