It’s almost Christmas time again, and if you’ve got a couple of friends waiting for the stork, why not gift them any of these ten really funny baby onesies? Maybe you’ve got a little love bun in the oven yourself, or maybe this is going to be your first Christmas with your own precious little bundle of joy. Whichever the scenario, the fact is that these baby bodysuits will definitely crack you up, parent or no parent. It might even elicit a smirk or two from those of you who dislike babies…
1. I Just Spent Nine Months on the Inside
The joke’s rather obvious on this one, but funny baby onesies are not likely to be the pinnacle of subtlety. Can you picture the little boy or little girl who is going to wear this as a jailbird? Because that’s basically what the design implies. Of course, in this case, “the inside” is rather a warmer place than the slammer.
2. Is It Too Early to Ask for a Pony?
This funny baby onesie is obviously best suited for girls who, as the joke goes, will start asking for a pony as early as they can talk. So, dad, do buy your baby girl this cute little outfit, but don’t be surprised if her first word ends up being “Neigh!”, instead of “Daddy!”
3. Mommy’s Alarm Clock
This funny saying might not sound all too amusing for non-parents. However, the proud owners of a new baby know how often painfully true it is and will definitely be able to see the humor in the situation. Especially mom, who has probably already gotten used to waking up at ungodly hours such as 4 AM, for baby’s breakfast.
4. Not a Boy
If you already have a baby, you’ll definitely love this fourth addition to our chart of ten real funny baby onesies. That’s because you’ve already grown accustomed to the way everybody comes up to you, leans in over the pram and makes some ridiculous noise such as “Coochi-coochi-coo…”, only to top it off with a half-witted remark, such as “That is such a cute baby boy.” With respect to your beautiful baby girl. Well, that’s one scenario you’ll never have to go through again with this design.
5. Ladies Love Me
Moms, dads and nannies alike can attest to the truthfulness behind this model of funny baby onesies. Anyone who’s ever taken a stroll through the park or any other public place with a baby in toll knows that the ladies will go positively nuts at the sight of a smiling, sleeping or otherwise calm baby. It’s true babies are a chick magnet, and this outfit simply spells it out in plain sight, so that no one ever has any doubts about that one again.
6. I Am Already Smarter Than Paris
Those of you who like their funny baby onesies to display irony, as well as a premature knowledge of pop culture, will surely chuckle at the sight of this creeper for baby girls. Sure, many of you will rush to say, but being smarter than Paris (and no, we don’t mean the French capital) is really not that big of an achievement… And that, our friends, is actually the point.
7. I Drink Until I Pass Out
If you enjoy the occasional glass of wine, can of beer or two ounces of hard liquor, then you’ll love this design. Of course, your child’s too young to be consuming anything stronger than milk, but the reality remains that they do drink themselves into a drowsy stupor. Much like you in your heyday, probably…
If you’re hoping your baby will grow up to be one of those beefy, burly bouncers, then the wishful thinking can stop right here, thanks to this baby onesie. It’s all black and says “Security” in bold white block typeface. Add a frowny look to a cute little baby’s face, then snap a picture. That’s likely to be one funny memory you and the kiddo will be laughing about for years to come.
9. 100% Organic
If you’ve noticed how everyone has gone completely bonkers with the eco-friendly, sustainable and organic trends, then you are bound to laugh out loud at this funny baby onesie. Of course babies are 100% organic, but in case those nature freaks had any doubts… here’s the onesie that will rest their minds at ease once and for all.
10. When Do I Get the Remote?
“Not for another few years,” the parents will sigh with relief upon seeing this onesie. Because once baby gets the remote, then it’ll take a short lifespan of the Disney Channel and nothing else before things get back to normal. So enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts, dear parents. A lifetime of torture… ahem, we mean cheerful children’s programs, awaits.