When it comes to superheroes, we must admit, be a DC fan, be a Marvel fan, you can’t just ignore them and walk away. They represent a huge part of our culture and given the fact that some of them gained a lot of modern world – wide popularity, it is only normal to treat them with the respect they deserve.
And, we need to mention, with some well – deserved humor, as funny superhero jokes, just like the classic Chuck Norris jokes, also travel the Internet in countless forms and variations. We must admit, not all superhero deserve the said respect, as we talked about some of Marvel’s worst possible heroes in history that still give us the chills, but in all fairness, superheroes are cool and joking about them makes them even cooler.
If we take into account that in the past 30 years, there were some superhero movies that literally made the box – office explode, we shouldn’t be surprised that the world is very connected to this fictional world. So connected, actually, we started inventing jokes about them and book a cinema ticket months in advance just be a part of their latest adventures.
But enough with the ado, let’s see 10 funny superhero jokes and if you have more, don’t be shy in sharing!
1. Batman vs. Superman
Superman writes on the wall: Batman is a wuss.
The next day, Batman writes on the wall: Superman is Clark Kent.
2. Superman or SuperJerk?
Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, “You know, it’s a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!”
The second drunk says, “You’re crazy!”
The first drunk says, “I’m serious! Watch!” The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, “Let me try!”
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. Batman looks at him and says, “You know, Superman, you can be a real jerk when you’re drunk!”
3. Only for you gentlemen
4. Hulk vs. Spiderman
5. Can’t leave Chuck Norris out of this
6. Level of stupidity. And underwear fashion
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
Because he followed what Batman did.
Because she wears a belt on her head.
Because he wears his underwear over his head.