Get ready to have your cards maxed out if you are making an investment in our useless baby products.
10. Squirting Spoons
A few people might say that the whole procedure of purée weaning is just useless, seeing as a mixture of dairy and small meals is enough to get them through the conversion to solid food. But almost all mothers and fathers still think that a little mush is important and they go daily through a schedule of steaming, mixing and spooning every time. So, if you are doing these operations already, you could very well perform an additional phase and press these ingredients into another product.
Slightly presented as “genius” in the information about the item, it states that the device “takes kid meals, eliminates the jar and the blunder, puts it into only one container and with one press – boom!” How can you prevent creating a blunder while moving the meals from jar to the item is secretly missed out.
9. Nuby Nibblers
One child peoduct that you may consider useful is a small bag for bath toys – it dangles them up while draining them when they are not used. But would you want putting some fresh fruit in it and giving it to your infant to chew? But clearly, the creators of Nuby believed they were onto a great toy with their small mesh feeder, as you put food in it and the child is sucking on it “without a choking risk”.
Unfortunately, you will reduce the chances of the baby experiencing the pleasure of eating real food or understanding how to deal with it for themselves. Choking is risky, that is a real threat, and especially with freezing fresh fruit, which is a preferred suggestion for Nuby customers.
8. The Kid Keeper
For the people who believe in the uselessness of slings, there is always an issue when it comes to bathrooms. You cannot fit a baby stroller into an office space, so can you do with the child? Hang him from the door as you hang a coat! The Baby Keeper can does just this – going over the edge of a bathroom entrance so that your infant can hang in there and see you pee. It does not look particularly comfortable, but the children in the advertisements look satisfied – they must really like being kept up there like a purse. Not one for the hurrying moms because, let us face it, how bad would it be to only forget about them there?
7. Shopping Cart Covering
Now, for one of the other issues you never realized you had – unclean, bad shopping trolleys that will contaminate your kid with both viruses and diseases. But you have thought about it – there is an item out there to fix just that issue, or lack of. This shopping cart cover provides your kid his own smooth cocoon of safety so he can play with the toys and games rather than getting stuff from around the house like the other, badly behaving children (clearly envious because they do not have a cart cover for them).
6. Walking Harness
For decades, children have discovered how simple is to move around. Almost all of them can do it by themselves, and there is a wide range of methods – walking along the furnishings, going from one set point to the others, having an adult’s hand – but mostly, they do not need the involvement of devices to help the babies move. In stereotyped light red and blue colors, the walking wings are small harnesses to help the kids while they move around.
No more will you have to hold their hands as you go with them, or experience some back pain as you go down for the long time of baby walking. And none of those annoying baby-led routing where you circle the same space several times.
5. Diaper Stacker
Now this is a fairly good inclusion to any baby’s space – material diaper holders, in a wide range of styles to match your decorations. But there is quite a major defect. When you have a child, it is a permanent job. There are eight meals every day, eight changes every day and a ton of belching, pacing and sporting in between.
Finally, when you have those quiet moments away from the child, what are you going to do? Generally, they are the type of stuff pregnant mothers buy and the type of stuff that only a pregnant mother would be worried to have. Once the child has arrived, you soon discover that life is much too short.
4. Milk Screener
This one triggered a large debate when it was released and was removed a few months later, after a strenuous strategy by both mothers and fathers on Facebook. The goal was to help moms breastfeed, by verifying their milk supply, but the technique was so defective. It relied on the women being able to push as much milk as they made, but any person who has ever seen a breast pump can tell you that they are not the most convenient or most healthy of tools.
Consequently, it is unusual that a mother will pump out all drops of milk that she is producing. Babies are much more effective at getting milk than these devices are! Moms were worried that such an item would do more damage than good.
3. Wet Clean Warmer
Speaking of items you never realized you had to warm – here is a wet clean warmer, a large system with just one operation, and that has to warm your kid’s wipes. It appears extremely valuable but maybe the child’s bottom needs must have its baby wipes at just the best temperature or it might fail after that? The parents have always known that around 70 degrees works just as good, and if they do not like having the nappy changed, the comfort of the fabric will not have the sightless bit of importance.
2. Heat and Go
We must keep advancing! Hence, the sounding label of the “Heated n Go”. Surely, if your life were in a hurry all the time, you would be so frustrated with that in-car warmer that, according to opinions, requires half an hour to get dairies to an acceptable warm condition. So, an item that is developed for individuals on the run but which is very slow? Appears to be a little misfire. This is especially true when children seem satisfied enough to drink the milk directly out of these ready-made boxes. No challenges, fragile parts or lengthy waiting – just open them with some scissors.
1. Peeing Teepee
First, a research for you: go and fill a cotton ball a tap. Turn this tap on complete blast. Notice as the little item is powered away by the energy of the fluid. Great, now you have finished the test that the creators of Peepee Teepee never had in their mind while developing this funny, yet absurd product aimed at the babies’ most basic needs
To put it simple, this is a little, tent-shaped part of material that you place over a little boy’s peepee while changing the nappy. If he pees right then, theoretically, it all goes into that “teepee”. And, in practice, it might fly all over the room and you then you have to take it out from under the couch while you, and you baby are all covered in his pee. Even an ideal situation includes having to clean the small bits of urine-soaked material left in the room.
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