Men involved in couple relationships know there are a lot of times when you should better bite your tongue and keep silent. Questions like “does this dress make me look fat?” and “do you think that blonde is hot?” are asked on a regular basis and there is a correct answer to them for men who are in a love relationship. Here are some things you should never say when you are in a couple relationship, unless you want to sleep, at best, on the couch in the living room.
1. I went out for a coffee with my ex-girlfriend
What did you do? And you have the courage to say it with such candor? You can figure out for yourself that a typhoon will feel a slight summer rain compared to the outburst of anger your girlfriend will have. You never have to bring up your exes, especially reveal your wife you went out for a coffee with her.
2. X, let’s try this position!
You should already know that if you call your girlfriend with another girl’s name, it is so wrong. And if you did it while you were making love, things are even more serious. Prepare for the worst and brace yourself for a long period of … abstinence.
3. What did you do to your hair?
Besides the weight, you do not want to ask questions about your beloved’s hair. Whatever you think about what she has done with her hair, swallow the question and pay her a compliment. Even if she cut her almost as short or dyed her hair in as many colors of the rainbow, keep your mouth shut.
4. Why are you eating that?
It doesn’t matter if your girlfriend is thin or overweight because this question can be interpreted in two ways. First, she will believe that you think she is fat, and she should drop a few pounds and she eats something that makes her gain weight. Or two: she is trying to eat healthy, and you reminded her that she eat foods that have no taste.
5. Is it that time of the month?
Want to get a kick where it hurts the most?
6. You are exaggerating!
You have to look at it this way: you know that she is exaggerating, but at the same time, you must not show that she is exaggerating. Normal women exaggerate. Why? Because they are women. The best thing in such cases is to nod your head, even if deep down you do not agree, loudly tell her she is right.
7. Telling her how many women you have you slept with
No number will be good unless it is 0 in both partners. If you tell a small number, she will probably not believe you. If you tell her a big number, she will probably look at you with disgust. Not to mention the fact that you do not want in any way for her to reveal her own number, be it small or big.
8. This is not what you think
It’s classic line. Stop wasting time with excuses that she will not believe anyway. You cannot tell her that what she sees is just her imagination.
9. I need to speak with my mom first
You cannot tell your girlfriend that you need your mother’s permission to go out with her, unless you are 12. Otherwise, the only naked women you will see are those on TV or PC.
10. I love you (when, in fact, you don’t)
You should never play with these words. When you tell your girlfriend “I love you” without you having these feelings, then it is your fault if she takes it seriously. There will come a time when you cannot lie to her again and you will create a mess that no one will want to clean.