The latest trend in the world of celebrities is to give weird names to their children. The following names are not the strangest of them all, but the examples may go on, and on. When it comes to choosing a name, it seems that celebrities know no limit, so who knows what other ideas stars may have in the future!
Ok, so he likes comics. Or he likes Superman; but calling his son Kal-El made Nicholas cage drop in my eyes. How crazy you should be to name your child after the ALIEN name of a comic book character…if he liked Superman so much, why he didn’t name his child Clark, I wonder…
Apple, the daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin will have a hard time dealing with all the kids who will mock her name. However, I must admit I like this one; though unusual Apple is a sweet name.
3. Pilot Inspektor
Here is a name I cannot understand no matter how much I try: Pilot is already dumb enough, but Pilot Inspektor?! Jason Lee must have been drunk when he was asked his baby name. I hope, at least.
David Duchovny and his wife, Tea Leoni were lacking ideas one day. Thus, they decided to name their child simply, Kyd. As a consequence, the following scenario will probably take place some day:
– What’s your name , kid?
This is not only weird, but traumatizing as well. I mean, for a dog, Rocket is kind of cool but for a child? Robert Rodriguez’s son will probably want to change his name into John when he grows up! What’s more, his siblings did not escape without an “R” name either. They are called Racer, Rebel, Rogue and Rhiannon.
Actor Forest Whitaker considered that one weird name in the family wasn’t enough, so he found one for his son to match his own(Icould not find any picture of Ocean, sorry). He is constantly “growing”, and wants his child to be “expansive” like the ocean. Well, he does not seem to be bothered by his own name, so let’s hope Ocean (or his step sisters, True, Sonnet and Autumn) won’t be either.
7. Audio Science
Shannyn Sossamon is an actress who probably wanted to become known for something, so she named her child Audio Science. Audio (or he prefers Science, maybe?) will probably blame her for it someday. Until then, she reached her goal. See, now, you know her too!
8. Tu Morrow
Rob Morrow made a funny joke, that’s for sure. He made it on his own child unfortunately. My question is: if he has such a healthy sense of humor, why didn’t he change his own name into “Tu”, instead of screwing that of his child?!
Hah, what? Is Satchel a boy or a girl? A cat or a human baby? Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee had no better idea than naming their child after a thing. They must have picked the first thing that came into their sight (for your information, Satchel is a girl).
10. Moxie CrimeFighter
Now, CrimeFighter is probably a name that is intended to influence the child’s destiny; weird, inappropriate, yes, but explainable. However for Moxie, Penn Jillette has no excuse!